the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window
We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs
What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!
wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??
IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!
thank you!!!!!! im in such a good mood im never going to stop smiling!
do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”
i have a boyfriend!!!! like an actual boyfriend!!! ive never been in a relationship before! this is so coooooooooooooooooool!
I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me
is my phone case
so every time someone calls me
i regret making this post