windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
listening to people speak like the doge meme out loud is surreal and horrifying
u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.”
and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
Is this real
dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude
[reaches down to touch football] Its still warm. Theres been sports here recently.