give em the ol razzle dazzle
Lately my depression has gotten way out of hand and I’ve forgotten how many people are actually there for me. I will write your name down on a little piece of paper and put it in a jar if you reblog this, and everytime I look at the jar, I’ll be reminded that you’re all there for me. I think this will really help my depression.
i’m putting them in a shoe box instead! :)
Here for you if you ever need somebody (:
who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna
YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
BALLS IN MY PIT
HELP ME GET THESE BALLS OUT OF MY PIT
MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER TRIED TO MAKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IN SPORE AND I’M SCREAMING
clearly, i must travel at a hurried pace
he’s a beauty, he’s a grace, he’s miss united states
if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal
attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn
remember to rate the child, comment the child, and subscribe if you want to see more children like this one. see ya
asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are